Tips from a former Player.

rockybreaux:

ofmicensquidgy:

lostinparadyse:

chocolatespirit:

scerbzzzz:unknown-one:kill-em-with-aloha:

This photo says it all. During Navy Seal Jon Tumilson’s funeral yesterday, his trusted canine friend Hawkeye guarded him one last time

I don’t care if anyone unfollows me over this

Oh my God…

I’m dying :’(

:’(

man… :|

(via lifeonexstasy)

I’m bored and no one’s talking to me, so.

scarrysky:

tobecontinuedinthelabyrinth:

For anyone who reblogs this, I will go to your blog and create a fictional character based solely on your blog, then send you the description of your character in your ask. 

You may get two or three asks from me, describing the character. 

I’m going to get fucking in depth, man. 

:o

(via victim-to-your-fantasy)

darrynek:

How much spaghetti do u think it takes to fill up a bathtub I need to know for a friend

(Source: panerasexual, via illegalmaxican)

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

abnerbendix:

“When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and inspect ourselves.”

Confucius

I smoke 2 joints in the morning,
I smoke 2 joints at night.
I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon,
And it makes me feel alright.

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

soveryprettyinpink:

Daddy came home from work today. 

This is seriously Sofie EVERY single day! I freaking love it :D

(Source: soveryprettyinpink, via misfittoy1994)